Micro-optimised ways to save the world

Micro optimisations

Micro optimisations are pointlessly1 small optimisations that don’t really make enough of a difference to matter, but are fun to do anyway.

I like them and probably do them a bit too much. Here’s one that brings zero pain or inconvenience to your life, but just might save the world2.

Use your dishwasher’s delay function overnight and cut your home’s electricity-based carbon footprint by 6%!

Here is it in super short form.

  • On average I use ~44kWh per week of electricity at home

  • My dishwasher apparently uses ~1kWh per cycle

  • I run the dishwasher ~6x per week

  • :. my dishwasher accounts for ~13.5% of my home’s total electricity consumption (!)

  • I typically load the dishwasher somewhere between finishing dinner and going to bed. It takes a few hours to run, so is guaranteed to finish while I’m asleep.

    • This means I don’t actually care WHEN it runs, as long as it’s finished by the time I wake up
  • My dishwasher has a delay function (3h/6h/9h).

  • The carbon intensity of electricity typically peaks between 6-9pm, and typically bottoms out between 12:30-3:30am

    • The peak-to-trough drop is ~50% (wholly unscientific eyeballing of some 1-month carbon-intensity charts)
  • :. I can set my dishwasher to delay its start and halve its carbon intensity.

  • With some terrible assumptions, approximations, and “maths” and that should go absolutely nowhere near any real or professional problem3, I can argue that halving the carbon intensity of 13.5% of my home’s electricity lowers my home’s overall electricity-based carbon footprint by ~6%

Slightly longer form, where I actually query the official carbon intensity API

Maybe I’ll do this after the New Year period.


  1. “Pointless” is a very loaded word that has a different threshold for every person. Here, I think I mean “unlikely to make a material difference to the ‘problem’ it purports to solve” ↩︎

  2. See previous footnote about “pointless”. But the marginal effect of this is indeed directionally world-saving. Even if the actual “maths” is total pants. ↩︎

  3. People say you should present your best professional self on the internet in case a potential employer looks you up. It’s the ethereal period between Christmas and New Years; I am not taking this “research” seriously. If you’re considering employing me and are currently looking me up - please pretend this “analysis” doesn’t exist. ↩︎